Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer. You remind me of my little toe! So, what exactly should you say to a girl when chatting her up to turn her on? I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? Because at my house they would be 100% off! Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo. Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river I'm hot, can I take your pants off. Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have to ask you a few questions. Baby I last longer than a white crayon. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points.
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? If not, simply apologise and leave. Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock. I have a dirty weekend planned. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. Be careful though; use the wrong line and you could end up getting the brush-off — or worse.
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These nasty lines have a polarising effect. My parents said I should follow my dreams. Because your making my penis levitate. I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early. If you were a drug, I would overdose! I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. Cuz yo tags aren't the only thing I'll be popping.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves! I haven't seen my ex-wife for over ten years. They are guaranteed to work on every single situation either in romantic situation or just an ordinary situation. If I was an artist, you would be my picture! My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. Chat up lines might seem like something from the past but you might be surprised by how well they break the ice — both online and off! Most people can spot a pick up line a mile off, which is why personalising your opening line is best. If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion. Just make sure your story is true or you could be off to an awkward start.
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The following are examples of lines you can use on girls that combine all three aspects: being a little dirty, being funny and being engaging. Here's a simple formula to use when coming up with your own nasty pick up lines: You need to be funny, a little dirty and you need to be engaging the most important part. Cause your the sweetest girl I have ever met. Girls will either love you or hate pretty much straight away, so be aware that you are going to get both rejected and accepted when using these lines. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
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