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The 32 Dirty Quotes of all Time

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My lines will get you laid and help you find women who are open to having sex on the first night. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. And remember rule 46: The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker aka the bombardier has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl. Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. If you want to impress a guy and leave him wanting more, try one of these dirty pickup lines to use on men. Certainly is a pain on each guys ass! They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. Would you like to watch a porno on my 60 inch mirror? I like using dirty pick up lines, because they quickly eliminate the girls who want to date me for months before having sex.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work

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Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like trampolines, cause I got something for you to bounce up and down on. What's the biggest moving musle in a womens body. Because I know exactly what your pussy needs. Feel free to share it with us and we will be happy to feature it and add it up to our list of sexy quotes. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

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When I saw you, I lost my tongue. If you have some great ideas or want to share some funny stories. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? We have the solution not only with these dirty sexy quotes, but also with this guide. Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me. Cause at 69 you gotta turn around.

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other. Because you just gave me a raise. Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside. I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? My Cock Is Like Pizza Hut, If You Don't Eat It All, You Can Pack It Up And Finish It Off At Home Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? Do you mix concrete for a living? If my legs were wrapped around it. Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Do you have pet insurance? You know how your hair would look really good? Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. I think my allergies are acting up. Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves. Cause you know how to raise a cock.

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Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you. Liquor is not the only hard thing around here. You will be exposed to them at least a few times in your lifetime. Because I want to bounce on you. However, if you can see that she is open to getting physical right away, then just kiss her.

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Sexual Pick Up Lines

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What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. You Only Need a Few Good Lines to Get Started My dirty pick up lines are the only ones that you will ever need to know. Do you also want to become the to win every girl or guy for you! I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. You may also enjoy our and quotes from the famous movie character Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow on. Do you know who wants to beat your ass? The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

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The 32 Dirty Quotes of all Time

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Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Smile if you want to have sex with me. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. After a few drinks it will be gold. You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.

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