Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. Dating is really a lot like marketing, and many of the concepts apply. Many of these pick up lines tend to be rather cheesy, even though they err on the dirty side. It takes some time to sort through the good and bad, but once you find one you like, it's hard to put it down.
Having sex is a lot like golf. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. Because every time your around my dick swells up. Dirty pick up lines work best on people with the same mindset. Girl: 26, I think Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: Your still missing one Boy: I'll give you the D later Guy: What's the difference between your panties in the day, and in the night? Please do us a huge favor and share this with your friends, it will help us out alot : Love you all! You don't want to have sex on your period? Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. You need something to push it into sexier territory, and you know that the timing is right. I like the way your wearing that shirt, but honestly honey, it'd look better on the floor.
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There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking? Because you are looking trashy! Whisper this in his ear and you'll be at his place in no time. Even if you're not an avid library-goer, you can still play it off like one thanks to this saucy pickup line. If wrinkles were flowers you would be the spring Hey. Make a dirty reference to the part of you that wouldn't mind the suction. Well First you gotta take this D-tour. Speaking of your reproductive capacity.
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The bike would burn more calories, but I'd rather ride you instead. Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like trampolines, cause I got something for you to bounce up and down on. You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton. Even better, deliver this bad boy at a totally inappropriate event, like a small friends and family gathering. Cause when I ride you'll always finish first. The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Cause my dick is hard for you Babe, are you an elevator? Otherwise, your pick up lines will fall flat. I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves. Want me to call you or just give you a nudge? Kind of like a significant other! First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. I like my women like I like my coffee, full of cream. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.
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Leave this dirty note for him before he leaves for work and he'll be more than ready for you by the time he gets home. Do you want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! You're ugly but you intrigue me. About this Design Why take the heat for a bad pick-up line when you can let your shirt do it for you? Maybe you're just really in the mood for chocolate milk? This could just mean cuddling or a whole lot more. You're welcome to come inside. My life is pretty busy, but you're on the top of my to do list tonight. If your ass was snow, I'd plow it.