Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. There are two types of people in the world. Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? How do you get a nigger to leave you alone? Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. Maggots Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? He had to sit in the back of the gas chamber. Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? Check out our professionally curated categories for hilarious adult jokes and sex jokes.
Just sit back and laugh at niggers! On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? U guys honestly fucking disgust me. That was for you Treygone What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white? A: Dress her up as an alter boy. Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Try not to laugh at these funny dirty jokes. A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them! What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Q: Why was the African American girl quiet during the movie? Both are useless but it's fun to watch them falling down the stairs Why are apes always frowning? She heard the train stop and her son said 'all you sons of bitches who are getting off, get the hell off now, and all of you sons of bitches who are getting on-get your asses on the train cause we're leaving right now.
To the person asking permission to cross-dress, no cross-dressing allowed though. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Try not to laugh at these dirty jokes. A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? The next morning they got up and were still not talking. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated.
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We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Some guy was fucking a chicken. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. Whoever thinks thats funny should honestly go drink a cup of fucking bleach. A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? Farmers Used to Beat Us Why don't sharks eat niggers? His eyes are all red from the mace.
The American picks up the Mexican and say we have to many of them in our country and tosses' him over. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. What's red and sticky and crawls up your leg? Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! Then the women try to guess who it is. A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while. What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff? Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid on Q: Why is santa so jolly? What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? Did you hear about the constipated accountant? What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Why did the nigger cross the road? This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting. Germany A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious. Q: What does a guy and a car have in common? Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Why do niggers have white palms? A: A frog in a blender What's black or white and red all over? Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Send us your nigger jokes too. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: The grip whats the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? So blind people can hate them too. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Three feet of my cock up your ass.
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. Heard this joke a few days ago. The man has his way with the chicken. Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. You can do all the drugs you want. .